C-P-R FOR D-O-G
Sunday, 26 February 2017 08:33
REMINDER: DOGS NEED PULSES TOO!
- Read this now and memorize it so if tragedy strikes you don’t have to run to a Kinkos and print it out and then stare at it for a second and then stare at your pet as if you’re assembling a Flortengurf from IKEA.
- Always carry gum so you don’t get self-conscious about having stinky breath should you have to blow air into your pet.
Adogable Swag
