THE ENTIRE JAR IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!

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AFTER I GET INVISALIGN WILL YOU MARRY ME?

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DOG BED AND BREAKFAST

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I’M NOT EVEN THE MOTHER, I’M JUST BABYSITTING!

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TOLD YA YOU WOULDN’T NEED TO BUY A RAKE!

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AWKWARD BUT STILL BETTER THAN THE ELLIPTICAL

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WE THINK IT SHOULD BE CALLED A “DOG SCAN”

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I’M VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU, SIR!

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HEY, THIS ISN’T A GREENIE!

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SH*$! I TOTALLY FORGOT MY PASSWORD AGAIN!

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