BRING IT ON! I’VE NEVER LOST A STARING CONTEST!

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IF THEY DON’T HIRE ME I’M BITING THEM!

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I KNOW YOU CAN’T USE YOUR HANDS IN SOCCER BUT THESE ARE MY FEET

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THIS IS BULLS^#T! I ORDERED PUMPERNICKEL

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STOP FIGHTING! POLICE ACADEMY 3 AND 6 WERE BOTH GREAT!

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WRONG! YOU CAN BE ADORABLE AND DEPRESSED AT THE SAME TIME

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WHEN DO I TELL THEM I’M JEWISH?

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YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT — WE ONLY NEED A ONE-BEDROOM

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I NEVER THOUGHT I’D FALL IN LOVE WITH A MUTT

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I THINK I’M READY FOR A SOUL CYCLE CLASS

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