ESCAPE ARTISTS

Sunday, 26 February 2017 08:59

SMALL DOG + LARGE GAPS IN FENCE = TROUBLE CITY

1. Buy one of these.
2. Put it on your dog. If you put it on you, your dog will still be able to get out between the slats in your fence. Once again: this is for your dog. Stop being greedy. Not everything is for you.
3. Go inside and worry about getting arrested and thrown in jail and having to wear one of those things on your back so you can never escape your prison cell.