GETTING TICKED OFF!

Sunday, 26 February 2017 08:49

SORRY, BUT YOU MAY NOT LIVE RENT-FREE ON MY DOG’S BODY!

1. Try to get an eviction notice and then tape it to a dog hair near the tick.
2. If that fails, then yell at the tick with a bullhorn and threaten to call the cops.
3. If that fails, then apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball and swab the tick with the cotton ball for a few seconds. The tick should come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you remove it.
4. Now grab your bullhorn and yell at the tick: “Haha! Who has the last laugh now, invader?!? You’re gonna die stuck to a cotton ball! Hahahahaha!!!!”